Michelle Obama ape woman pictures are all over the internet again. The picture, which is seen as racist began showing up a little while back and Google has no plans of removing the image.

Google has released the following statement:

“The beliefs and preferences of those who work at Google, as well as the opinions of the general public, do not determine or impact our search results.”

omeone made fun of the Woods situation and used image editoring to create a fake Christmas Card greeting picture of Tiger Woods and Elin Woods. Spirit airlines and George Clooney have also referred to the Woods car accident bust up.

The author of what is billed as the 2009 Christmas card of the Woods family is unknown.

Jaimee Grubbs the 4-year-old bartender girl who is alleging an affair with Pro Golfer Tiger Woods, and who has just released a voicemail supposedly from the Golfer, in which he pleads for her to take her name off her messaging service.

She told Us Weekly that they had been conducting a 31 month affair with the PGA star, and that she never received a call from Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren.

“Elin has never called me as far as I know. I did get a call from an unknown number last Tuesday (the same day as Tiger left me a message), but I never picked it up.”

Jaimee Grubbs tells the mag that she and Wood had at least 20 sexual encounters. She also claims that Woods left her a voice mail last week pleading for her to change her voicemail message after rumors of his infidelity first surfaced.

Golf superstar Tiger Woods issued an apology on his official website to his family, stating, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves.”

At the same time, Jaimee Grubbs allegedly sold Tiger Woods voicemail and other material to US Weekly. Grubbs was rumored to have earned about $150,000. The Tiger Woods affairs voicemail is damaging because it sounds authentic.

Us magazine released the audio today catching Tiger by the tail with the words on his message:

“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Tiger Woods has posted an apology to his web site. In the statement he says, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.”

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

In the statement, he rejects rumors that his wife hit or scratched him before his car accident.

Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas has reportedly been Tiger Woods’ third mistress for months. Talk about number the women… among his rumored mistresses aside from Kalika is Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel.

Life & Style Magazine claims, Woods hooked up with Moquin, 27, on several occasions at his Sin City hotel room during the weekend of October 23, 2009.

“They’ve hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn’t all it’s built up to be. He said he wasn’t happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him,” an insider tells the magazine.

About Kalika Moquin

She is technically a club promoter in Las Vegas. Apparently, Tiger met all of the three ladies in Las Vegas where Rachel Uchitel is a VIP executive and Jaimee Grubbs as a bartender. Kalika worked for Pure, Tao, Light Group and Bare Pool.

TIGER Woods was injured during a heated argument with his wife amid reports linking him to another woman, who was in Melbourne while he played in the Australian Masters.

The superstar – whose lawyers have reportedly denied any affair – was resting at home on Saturday after being released from a Florida hospital.

Police said the 33-year-old was hurt when he crashed his car after leaving his $2.6 million Orlando mansion.

The accident, which happened about 2.25am on Friday (Florida time), saw Woods’ Cadillac 4WD slam into a fire hydrant and tree just metres from his home. Police said alcohol was not involved.

Police said his Swedish model wife Elin Nordegren heard the accident, went outside and used a golf club to smash a window and help her husband out of the car, where he then lay unconscious in the street for up to six minutes.

He was still drifting in and out of consciousness when police arrived.

But website TMZ – which broke the news of Michael Jackson’s death – later alleged Woods was injured when his wife scratched his face during a heated row over reports that he was having an affair.

The alleged row came after paparazzi-style photos of glamorous New Yorker Rachel Uchitel – to be published by the National Enquirer tomorrow – leaked on to the internet.

Websites claimed the pictures were taken as she checked into Melbourne’s Crown Towers this month.

Woods stayed at the Crown Towers with his mother, Kultilda, when he contested the Australian Masters at Kingston Heath on November 15.

TMZ said Ms Nordegren confronted Woods over reports of an affair.

The celebrity website also obtained a copy of the police accident report, which listed Woods’ injuries as serious.

TMZ claimed Nordegren scratched Woods’ face during the heated argument, leading the golfing ace to jump into his car and leave the house.

“But according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club,” TMZ claimed.

TMZ said Woods was distracted, causing the crash.

The National Enquirer said Ms Uchitel and lawyers for Woods vehemently denied allegations of an affair.

The National Enquirer said it had spoken to her at Crown.

But the New York Daily News said she sent them a message from her Facebook page that read: “There is NO relationship with Tiger.

“I resent my name being slung thru the mud.”

Ms Uchitel, 34, a VIP hostess and events planner at some of Manhattan’s top nightspots, also told the New York Post: “God forbid Tiger got into a car wreck because of this false report of him having an affair.”

She lost her fiance in the September 11 attacks on New York.

Meanwhile, Woods was on Saturday holed up inside his home, in an exclusive gated estate adjoining an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course.

He had been taken by ambulance to the Health Central Hospital for treatment.

Woods’ representatives would not comment on reports the couple fought before the crash.

A statement on Tiger’s official website said: “Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident outside his home last night. He was admitted, treated and released today in good condition.

“We appreciate very much everyone’s thoughts and well wishes.”

Officers from the Florida Highway Patrol went to his home to interview him, but were turned away.

TMZ said Ms Nordegren told them Woods was sleeping. They were expected to return today to formally interview the world’s greatest golfer and first $1 billion sports star.

Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor said Ms Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside.

Using a golf club, she shattered the car’s rear window so she could unlock the door and drag Woods out of the wreck.

She lay him down on the street as shocked neighbours gathered. One local brought him a pillow and a blanket.

Police arrived to find the champion semi-conscious.

“He had lacerations to his upper and lower lip, and a little bit of blood in his mouth,” Chief Saylor said.

“They asked his wife what happened. She said the car hit a fire hydrant then a tree.”

He said police found Woods lying in the street, slipping in and out of consciousness with his wife hovering over him.

Chief Saylor said: “When he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness.”

He said Ms Nordegren had been hysterical when police arrived.

“She was very distraught, very upset,” he said.

Police gave him first aid until fire rescue came about 10 minutes later and transferred him in an ambulance to hospital.

Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Kim Montes confirmed they had not yet been able to speak to Woods because of his need for treatment.

Mr Montes said charges could be filed if there was a traffic violation, though troopers did not know what caused the accident.

An extremely private man, Woods has always kept his personal life out of the headlines.

The golfer, who earns $100 million a year, could be charged even though officials said drugs and alcohol were not involved.

They will likely consider charges of reckless driving or driving without wearing a seatbelt.

Australian golfer Rod Pampling, a good friend of Woods who played against him as defending champion of the Australian Masters, said he was alarmed to hear the star had been injured.

“I heard that he hit something, so it was good to then hear he had been released from hospital and that he’s OK,” he said.

“He’s a good guy. He’s just a regular guy who happens to be very good at his sport.”

Marysville golfer Jason Stirling, one of four Victorians treated to a private clinic with Woods in Melbourne before the Masters, said: “It was a pleasure to meet him and that memory will stay with me forever.”

Local golfer Cameron Percy said he was shocked and wished Woods well.

Percy, a rising golf star who played alongside Woods in the final round of the Masters on November 15, said: “I was just hoping it was a little accident and that he wasn’t badly hurt.

“I was shocked. He’d been saying that he couldn’t wait to get home and play with his kids. I just hope he’s all right.”

Percy is the last person to play competitively with Woods, who is due to host his next tournament in California later this week.

FedEx Cup is an exercise orchestrated by the PGA Tour to provide golf with playoff-like drama and excitement seen in other major sports, where the true champion is the last one standing.

With each of the top-four players still close enough to make some noise, Tiger Woods has a lot of outs to be crowned Player of The Year. If he wins, the trophy is the case for any of the players in the top-5. But if Kenny Perry holds his three-round lead, Woods would still win the FedEx Cup if he finishes second.

As goofy as the playoffs sounded when they started, one thing the PGA Tour players couldn’t complain about was the cash. The FedEx Cup winner gets the single largest payout in sports, $10 million buckaroos.